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MIKE'S COMMENTARY
THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE
NEWS & NOTES BY SUE FOUST
MIKE'S COMMENTARY AND SOME BITS OF WISDOM
January This is the bitter birth-month of the year.
The sun looms large against the leaden sky,
Rayless and red, as 'twere a giant's eye,
That through the mists of death abroad doth peer:
The fettered earth is dumb for frosty cheer,
Veiling its face to let the blast go by.
Who said, "Spring cometh"? Out upon the lie!
Spring's dead and buried: January's here.
Shut to the door; heap logs upon the fire.
If in your heart there harbour yet some heat,
Some sense of flowers and light and Summer-sweet,
In some half-fabulous dream of days foregone
Remembered, feed withal hope's funeral pyre,
So you may live to look upon the dawn.~ John Payne (1842-1916) ~
Big Al
It's time again for a writing from Big Al, that's Al Dormuth of North Bend. He writes about the little things. The situations that have been similar experiences for most of us. They're the events we tend to dismiss until someone like Al puts them to paper. Then our memories return to situations from our past. Al has a way of describing that draws you into his story. This one is called "Back from the Jungle."
I had to go down the road for medical reasons. It is always a chore that I dislike. It's not the doctor's visit as much as the long drive that gets increasingly more congested the farther you go. The feelings start to grow when you get behind a car that insists on going 45 mph the whole way down 120 to Lock Haven. Every time it is your turn to pass, cars always seem to be coming in the opposite direction. Then the one in front of you goes 15 mph through the 25-mph zone by the park. On top of that you can almost predict they will turn left at the stop sign where 120 meets 150. Everyone who is familiar with that intersection knows it is almost impossible to get a break in the traffic in both lanes so you can make the turn. Most of the time I have to turn right so it is worth the wait to get rid of them. By then I have run out of cuss words and my mouth needs a rest.
The farther I go toward a larger town like Harrisburg the more I find myself wishing I was driving a large truck so that some of the nincompoops that my little car seems to attract would have some fear of me and keep their distance.
I lived in and around Harrisburg for most of my life and just took the traffic as something normal. I never paid much attention to it unless there was a serious accident and traffic was stalled for a long time. I guess it was because most of my traveling didn't occur during the height of the rush hour. Lately it seems like I always hit a logjam of cars all wanting to go the same way I am going. If you ever tried to get into Harrisburg on the morning after a Penn State home game you know what I mean. It can take two extra hours to complete the trip.
I look back at what I did every day and wonder where my head was. How could I spend many hours inching along a highway and accept it as normal? Day in, day out it was the same thing. Then when you finally got into town there was no place to park the darn car. If you were lucky and had business in the center of town, you could usually find a spot in one of the multi-story parking garages. But if your errand was elsewhere in town, you would have to ride around and around a block to finally get a space. Either way it cost a small fortune to park for a few hours. Then if you took a little longer then you expected to complete your business, a nice parking ticket would most likely find it's way to your windshield. You had better bring the big bucks to pay that ticket.
A few years ago when retirement became an option, I started to move my things into my house here in North Bend. The task took several months because everything came up in a small utility trailer bouncing behind my car until we sold our former house. Each trip up we would bring another load. I remember that each time when I got to the hill just outside the park on 120 I would feel the tension or something relaxing in my body. I never could quite figure it out. It was just another part of the trip but I always had a good feeling from that point on.
Now after living here over five years and making the trip the other direction, the reasons for those feelings are much clearer. Although we have many more trees around here and some areas could be described as a jungle, the people in Harrisburg or any other large city for that matter really live in a man made lifeless jungle. It is a maize of twisted streets and sometimes confusing signs and is crammed full of over stressed, over worked, impatient people who think we are crazy for living way out here in the wilderness. I think we are too.... crazy like a fox!
~ Big Al ~ Read more: http://userweb.suscom.net/~1BIGAL/
Special January Offerings at KCnet
PC Basics
A PC Basics Course at Keystone Community Network (KCnet) will be held January 16, 18, 23, & 25th -- Noon - 2 pm. Topics include an introduction to all parts of the computer, learning about the desktop, mouse features and operation, and features and operation of the keyboard. Also creating shortcut icons, using recycle bin, wallpaper and screen savers, toolbars and task bars, drag and drop, using window features (minimize, maximize, resize, etc.), control panel, accessing the different drives, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.Total cost for the 4-session course is $30 for KCnet members and $35 for non-members. Class periods are 2 hours and include question and answer time. Class sizes are limited to 10. Advance payment and preregistration are suggested. You may register by calling (570) 893-8111 or visit http://www.kcnet.org/class.
KCnet will also be offering a Basic Excel Class. starts January 31. This class is for those who want to learn the basics of Microsoft Excel. The class is in 4 sessions, 9:30 – 11:30 AM. Sessions are January 31, February 2, 7 and 9. The fee is $45, and includes a textbook.
Class sizes are limited to 10. Advance payment and preregistration are suggested. You may register by calling (570) 893-8111 or visit http://www.kcnet.org/class.KCnet Helpdesk is available Please call 893-8111 for a technician.
If
a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
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KCNET CLASSES
| Internet and Email
4 session course Topics include using the browser to find information on the Internet, web and email addresses, sending and receiving email, forwarding and replying to email, bookmarks, using the address book, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration. Beginner Windows 9x/XP
Intermediate Windows 9x/XP
Advanced Windows 9x/XP
KCnet Users Group: (formerly
know as "Senior Net Learners" most recently called "Advanced Class").
I wanted to call this class "The Abusers Group", but Sue would not
hear of that. Attendees are persistent in their search for computer
knowledge. They ask great questions and present interesting challenges.
The cost for this class is $0.00 for members of KCnet and $2.00 per session
for non KCnet members. There is no set format for the sessions.
Occasionally we will take a specific subject and do a detailed study over
a period of successive weeks. Don't be afraid to ask questions.
The folks that have been attending for awhile are always happy for a review
and in most cases new or better ways to do things will surface. Questions
stimulate in-depth exploration with the usual result being an understanding
of how and why.
OTHER CLASSES:
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| PC Basics
First & Second Sessions January 16 & 18 -- Noon - 2:00 PM Instructor: Wayne Smith ICDL WORKSHOP
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| KCnet Users
Group: Every Wednesday The starting time is 9:00 AM on this Wednesday, January 18. We meet in Computer Lab 1 (The Big Room). Leadership is Mike Foust and anyone that wants to jump into the fray. Quite a day this past Wednesday. We got rollin' with some pics sent by Advanced User viewers and others gleaned by Mike. We then settled into our seats and took another wild tech ride. Among the many 'puter topics covered we... ... we discussed another WMF attack.
If you haven't downloaded the Microsoft patch for the first WMF attack
announced last week, you should do it now. http://update.microsoft.com
... we looked at the top 10 downloads for the past week according to download.com. Spyware and P2P programs filled the list. The list can be seen at: http://www.download.com/3101-20-0-1.html?tag=pop&tag=nl.e415 ... we downloaded and installed a new program designed to help XP users with running processes. The program identifies all programs running and suggests whether it is necessary to have the program open all the time. It is called X-RayPC and can be accessed at: http://www.snapfiles.com/get/xraypc.html ... we reviewed an article by Bob Rankin of
the Tourbus Newsletter about installing safety and security programs for
our machines.
We did some other interesting stuff too, but
you had to be there...
This class often becomes idea swapping and
we learn by sharing our many experiences and I'll tell you all again, that
really happened this week.
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OTHER KCNET
CLASSES STARTING SOON
Call KCnet 893-8111 to register
| Investing Class
$5.00 per session -- New attendees are welcome. Future sessions will be held on the last Tuesday of each month at 6:00 PM. Next sessions will be: December 27 Group Leader: Howard "Bud" Casselberry Music Creation
Orientation to KCnet
MAC User Group
For more class details and to register visit:
http://www.kcnet.org/class/
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NEWS AND NOTES WITH SUE FOUST:
For
those of you on the Internet, using Outlook Express for your e-mail, read
on.
A new update for Windows XP changes a setting in Outlook Express, causing some real frustrations. If you are a dialup Internet user and you use Outlook Express, make sure a setting in Options, Connections does not have a check in front of “hang up after sending and receiving.” This must be for people who ask for their email and leave their machine to do its thing – get the mail, send any mail that has been written while off-line, and then hang up to allow the phone line to be available. This setting usually causes a high level of irritation by disconnecting the user from the Internet after getting mail. A good web site to check weekly is at http://www.seniorcenter.net There’s a good source for help on the Internet for non-profit groups at http://www.techsoup.org Purchasing Microsoft programs at a greatly discounted rate is only one of the benefits. Every once in a while, I read something on this site, that I want to pass along. This is one of those times. Michael Schrecker, who writes for TechSoup has the spotlight this week with instructions on How to Clean Your Mouse (can you imagine reading this 15 years ago?) One of the most common desktop support issues I have encountered as a nonprofit consultant is a misbehaving mouse. I've watched people struggle for untold minutes with a troublesome mouse in order to perform the simplest functions. While a software bug, a virus, a broken mouse, or a frayed mouse cable can produce similar effects, most often the problem is the result of a dirty mouse. Most of us are using an older mouse which contains
a small rubber ball held in place by a set of rollers that detect the ball's
motion as the mouse moves back and forth across a desk. If this is not
what you are using, this information is not for you.
So before you search your system for viruses or crawl under your desk to inspect the cables, try following these simple steps to clean your mouse -- an operation that requires little more than a fingernail. (The tip of a small flathead screwdriver or a wooden manicure stick will also work.) First, to get at the rollers, open the bottom of the mouse by turning the collar on the bottom clockwise to disengage the tabs that hold it to the body. Once you have opened the mouse, turn it over. The collar and roller ball should fall out of the cavity. With the collar and ball removed, you can see the rollers inside of the cavity. Most mice have three rollers -- two for sensing the ball's motion, and one mounted on a spring that pushes the ball into the other two sensors. It's easy to see the line of accumulated dirt -- and the source of the mouse's tracking problems -- stuck to the tension roller. To remove these deposits, use your fingernail, screwdriver, or manicure stick to scrape the roller in a side-to-side motion. With the tension rollers, it's often necessary to push the roller in a bit and then scrape. Once you've removed the crud from the rollers, place the mouse on your desk and tap it to knock the remaining dirt out of the rollers and guts. It is sometimes helpful to blow into the cavity to fully release the debris lodged deeper inside. To reassemble your mouse, place the roller ball back in the cavity and twist the collar back on. Your mouse should now function smoothly and easily. Perform this cleaning ritual once every month or two to ensure a healthy, happy mouse. Until next week... ! KCnet Board Of Directors Officers: President Bill Raco, Vice President Bob Rolley, Secretary Jon Ahrens, Treasurer Don Miller and Past President Judy Yoho. Other members of the board: Carolyn Carl, R. Keith Kelly, Paul Korn, Donna Lannan, Amy Lapriola, Tom Livingston, Ray McGill, and Rich Wykoff. |
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