"The Entertainer"
KCNET NEWSLETTER
11/27/05
COMMENTS AND CLASS SCHEDULES


MIKE'S COMMENTARY
THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE
NEWS & NOTES BY SUE FOUST
 

MIKE'S COMMENTARY AND SOME BITS OF WISDOM
 
The whitetail deer (Odocoileus virginianus), so named for it’s signature tail, the underside of which is white and often the only part of the deer one will see as it turns away to run, tail held up in the process. More and more though, deer are becoming immune to peoples encroachment, and while not only do they not run in fear, but will come right up into our yards and gardens looking for some choice morsel of food. Native in North America from Canada to Texas, and everywhere in between, having survived through numerous obstacles, including humans and their ever spreading cities, on what was their native lands. The whitetail, at one time the occupier of only rural areas, now lives among us in our suburbs and even our cities. They range from just a few in an area, to overly abundant populations. Many times this can vary in the same area from year to year depending on weather and other conditions. They are so abundant and popular that many states even list the whitetail deer as their state mammal.

The whitetail deer does have predators and other natural number keepers, which help keep their population somewhat in control. This includes man, both through hunting and the ever increasing vehicle-deer accident, wolves, bobcats and mountain lions, diseases and parasites, other deer through fights, and the weather which can result in freezing and starvation of whole herds.

What do they eat? Many different foods, including acorns, hay, corn, apples, the buds off of the apple trees, cabbage, pine, cedar, and just about any other vegetable or green that they can get access too. This adaptability in their food choices is one reason their terrain is so wide spread.

Fawns are typically born in early spring, but in some areas that are colder, many are not born until late spring. Colored similar to their mother, ranging from a light tan to a deep red, the fawns also are spotted, helping them blend in to their background, providing a natural camouflage from predators, until they are four or five months old. While rare, pure white, or albino, is also a color possibility, as are spotted deer, similar in coloration to paint horses. As yearlings, it is common for them to weigh over one hundred pounds, and matured adult bucks can weigh well over 350lbs. Does can be quit large also, but usually are noticeably smaller than bucks in their area.

Bucks' antlers appear in the early spring, first covered in velvet, which during the fall the buck will rub completely off. While it is not common, does can also sport a ‘rack’ of horns. Antlers are classified as either typical or non-typical. Typical is a rack that is of proportion on each side, while a non-typical rack can include numerous variations, including points aiming down, numerous point on one side, and only a few on the other. One buck I saw, while very uncommon, had so much antler material atop his head he appeared to be covered in a giant web. Diet and health of the animal often determine antler growth, and while age is a factor, it is not a sure sign. Young bucks may sport huge racks; older bucks may be no bigger than a fork horn. Usually though, a more mature buck, especially in an area offering a good diet, will have a larger rack than a young buck in the same area.

The whitetail deer have a ‘language’ unique to themselves, consisting of several distinct body movements. Flicking of tails, ear movement, curling of their lips, (this especially noticed in bucks during rut), and foot stomping are all signs of impending actions. Tail waving is often used to warn other deer of potential danger. Stomping feet is both a way they warn other deer of danger, and also to warn off unwanted deer to an area the deer considers his own. Bucks also will create rubs, or scrapes, both in removing the velvet covering of their horns, and in marking their territory.

The hunting of the whitetail deer is a holiday of sorts in many areas of the United States and Canada. Men and women look forward to their annual trek to deer camp. Millions of dollars are spent yearly on hunting supplies and accessories, such as bow and arrows, rifles, tree stands, motels, and gasoline, making hunting an important part of the tourism dollar in communities across Canada and the United States. Hunting also helps keep the deer population under control, cutting down on the spread of diseases, such as Lymes Disease, which is spread by the tiny deer tick, and vehicle-car accidents. An area where hunting has been banned has often lead to an overpopulation of this animal. In many areas, methods such as live trapping and releasing elsewhere, and special controlled hunts, have become necessary in areas that the bans were in effect, as overpopulation of this very adaptable animal was the result of the ban.

Venison, deer meat, is high in protein, yet roughly half the fat when compared to a similar cut of beef. As with beef, venison can be used in almost any recipe calling for beef. Keep in mind the low fat content though, and if you are lucky enough to have venison on your table, make accommodations for this so that recipes are not too dry.

The next time you take a drive in the country, or even a walk in your city park, and you see that telltale white ‘flag’ retreating across the field or into a stand of bushes, know that you have not seen the last of this beautiful animal. As sure as we are to be around for thousands of years to come, so will the whitetail deer.
~Christina VanGinkel~ 



Although many believe the Friday after Thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day of the year, it is not. It is the fifth 
to tenth busiest day. The Friday and Saturday before Christmas are the two busiest shopping days of the year.

 
 
 
The Mayonnaise Jar and Two Cups of Coffee 
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.  He then asked the students if the jar was full.  They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of small pebbles and poured them into the jar.  He shook the jar lightly.  The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.  He then asked the students again if the jar was full.  They agreed that it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.  Of course the sand filled up everything else.  He asked once more if the jar was full.  The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.  The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.  The golf balls are the important things-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions.  Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff.  If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life.  If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.  Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.  Play with your children.  Take time to get medical check-ups.  Take your partner out to dinner.  Play another 18!  There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.  Take care of the golf balls first...the things that really matter.  Set your priorities.  The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented The professor smiled.  "I'm glad you asked.  It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Evelyn Rhine sent this one.  I've posted it a time or two in the past five years.  However, It's appropriate now as we prepare for the holidays.    It's so easy to forget about the important day to day things that make our living significant. With the holiday season pressing us we may concentrate on the sand, the small stuff, and lose site of the importance of the season... family, friends, and spirit.


 
 
Special Holiday Offerings at KCnet
KCnet is happy to offer three new classes for the Holiday Season. The first, Greeting Cards 101, is designed to help people make their own holiday cards using American Greeting Creatacard. Users can browse the program and choose one of many customizable cards, or they can bring a photo of their own to use. The course is 2 class periods meeting December 6th and December 8th from 6-8 PM. There is a $35 fee for the course, which includes the American Greetings Creatacard CD, 25 blank cards, and 25 blank envelopes.

The second new class offered in December is Purchasing a Digital Camera. This class is for those who plan to purchase a new digital camera (for yourself or as a gift), but have no idea where to begin. Topics covered in the class include: the best camera for your budget, getting a camera with the features you want, key features to look for (such as resolution, memory, and zoom) and much more. This class runs 1-2 hours, and is scheduled for December 7th at 6 PM. The fee is $20.

The third new class is Purchasing a Home Computer. Like the Digital Camera class, it explains how to buy the best computer for your money. Our instructor covers topics like how much memory you need, what processor speed is best, what hardware is important, and what software to include in your purchase, as well as how to determine if a laptop or desktop is best. The class is offered twice in December, to help those who might want to purchase a computer as a Christmas gift. The first class is offered 12:30- 2:30 PM, December 6th, and the second is December 8th from 6-8 PM. The fee is $20.

KCnet will also be offering an Intermediate Excel class in December. This class is for those who already have a basic knowledge of Excel, and would like to learn more. The class is in 4 parts, 9:30 – 11:30 AM, starting Tuesday, December 6th, and ending Thursday, December 15th. The fee is $45, and includes a textbook.

KCnet will be offering classes in January on how to use your new digital camera, including photo editing, and several classes on using your new computer. One on one computer instruction is also available anytime.

Class size is limited to 10.  Advance payment and registration are suggested.  You may register by calling (570) 893-8111 or visit www.kcnet.org/class. 

This holiday season, KCnet is also a Toys for Tots drop off location. All toys collected go to the US Marines for distribution. Please note, only new toys are accepted.

Holiday Helpdesk is available as well, if you need assistance in setting up a new computer, printer, etc. Please call 893-8111 for a technician. 


 
 
 
THERE'S A LAW TO EXPLAIN THAT...con't
Conway's Law #2:
    In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. -> This person must be fired.

Cooke's Law:
    In any decisive situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

Cook's Law:
    Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Coolidge's Immutable Observation:
    When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.

Cooper's Law:
    All machines are amplifiers.

Cooper's Metalaw:
    A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.

Mr. Cooper's Law:
    If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it. The piece will make perfect sense without it.

Corcoroni's Laws of Bus Transportation:
   1. The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.
   2. The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
   3. All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.
   4. The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
   5. Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.
   6. Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus. All others are out of service or full.

Cornuelle's Law:
    Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Corry's Law:
    Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Courtois's Rule:
    If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.

Crane's Law (Friedman's Reiteration):
    There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Mark Miller's Exception to Crane's Law:
    There are no "free lunches", but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Crane's Rule:
    There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

Cripp's Law:
    When traveling with children on one's holidays, at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.

Cropp's Law:
    The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

Culshaw's First Principle of Recorded Sound:
    Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played back at a very high level for a short time.

Cutler Webster's Law:
    There are two sides to every argument unless a man is personally involved, in which case there is only one.

Czecinski's Conclusion:
    There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking to find that you are at a conference, and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep.


 
~HMMM~ 

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 

&

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it  follow  that electricians 
can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys  deranged,  models deposed, 
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 

 
KCNET CLASSES
Internet and Email
4 session course
Topics include using the browser to find information on the Internet, web and email addresses, sending and receiving email, forwarding and replying to email, bookmarks, using the address book, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Beginner Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include an introduction to all parts of the computer, learning about the desktop, mouse features and operation, and features and operation of the keyboard. Also creating shortcut icons, using recycle bin, wallpaper and screen savers, toolbars and taskbars, drag and drop, using window features (minimize, maximize, resize, etc), control panel, accessing the different drives, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Intermediate Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include organization of windows programs, creating and organizing folders, file extensions, saving files from Internet, folder and file views, formatting floppy disks, installing programs, download programs from Internet, HTML email, uninstall vs delete, scandisk and defrag, email attachments, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Advanced Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include a review of the management of folders and files, an introduction to photo manipulation, introduction to web page creation, using the sound recorder, attaching recordings to emails, introduction to eyeball cams and Internet transmission, and an introduction to burning your own CDs. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

KCnet Users Group:  (formerly know as  "Senior Net Learners" most recently called "Advanced Class").  I  wanted to call this class "The Abusers Group", but Sue would not hear of that.  Attendees are persistent in their search for computer knowledge.  They ask great questions and present interesting challenges.  The cost for this class is $0.00 for members of KCnet and $2.00 per session for non KCnet members.  There is no set format for the sessions.  Occasionally we will take a specific subject and do a detailed study over a period of successive weeks.  Don't be afraid to ask questions.  The folks that have been attending for awhile are always happy for a review and in most cases new or better ways to do things will surface.  Questions stimulate in-depth exploration with the usual result being an understanding of how and why.
We welcome new attendees from the Advanced sessions and our forever growing KCnet membership.  This is an advanced group and we cover a lot of territory. We are kind of free flowing.  You never know what will transpire.
It is not necessary for attendees to have their own computers but it sure helps with the learning curve.
KCnet Advanced Class computer knowledge and Advanced Class computer skills are necessary.

OTHER CLASSES:
CLICK HERE FOR ORIENTATION - BEGINNERS - INTERMEDIATE - ADVANCED
CLICK HERE FOR SCANNING - MAC- GENEALOGY - WEB PAGE - EXCEL - WORD - DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY - PHOTO MANIPULATION - OTHER SPECIALTIES

THIS WEEK'S CLASS SCHEDULE


 
Investing Class
Tuesday November 29 -- 6:00-- ? PM
Session charge is $5.00 -- New attendees are welcome.
Group Leader: Howard "Bud" Casselberry

The agenda for this week is:
1. Any questions you may have from previous meetings.
    a. Does everyone know how to set up an online Brokerage account?
    b. Does everyone know how to research any stock?
    c. How to buy and sell a stock? - Limits - stop loss - alerts.
2. What to do when the stock you bought takes a dive.
3. How big a portfolio should you have?
4. TAX RAMIFICATIONS THIS YEAR.
     a. December is a good time and the last time you can balance your accounts
         for this year Capital Gains and Losses.
5. Discuss next meeting on last Tuesday December 27.


 
KCnet Users Group:  Every Wednesday
The starting time is 9:00 AM on this Wednesday, November 30.  We meet in Computer Lab 1 (The Big Room).  Leadership is Mike Foust and anyone that wants to jump into the fray.
Quite a day this past Wednesday.
We got rollin' with some pics sent by Advanced User viewers and others gleaned by Mike.  We then settled into our seats and took another wild tech ride.  Among the many 'puter topics covered we...

... reviewed articles about SONY and the rootkit debacle.  The Texas Attorney General has brought a Civil suit against SONY for their malicious actions to user machines.  We also applauded the arrests of the Timshare Spammer and the Nigerian Email frauders.  Finally some reasonable penalties have been meted by the courts.
Read:  
Civil Suit against SONY
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-1009_22-5964995.html?tag=nl.e589
Timeshare Spammer
http://www.sophos.com/pressoffice/news/articles/2005/11/moshou.html?pl_id=9&lang_id=1&lp_keyword=timeshare
Nigerian Email Scammer
http://www.sophos.com/pressoffice/news/articles/2005/11/moshou.html?pl_id=9&lang_id=1&lp_keyword=timeshare

... took a look at the most recent PayPal phisher.  This one looks very authentic but in actuality it is a scheme attributed to a thief in Mexico.  Mike found and demonstrated programs that can be used with Firefox and Internet Explorer that will give easy access to whois data bases.  These handy free program tools make finding the actual ownership of a URL fast, accurate and easy. 
The program name for Internet Explorer is called Whois Software.  It installs an icon on the Internet Explorer browser toolbar that , when clicked will activate a Whois data base and reveal information about the ownership of the URL that is open in the browser.   
The download address for the Internet Explorer program is:  http://www.winappslist.com/internet_utilities/whois.htm
After installation, Firefox users can do a right mouse button click in a blank area of any web page to access a Whois reference as a menu choice.  Choosing whois opens a  data base that will reveal all pertinent ownership information concerning that page.
The download address for the Firefox program is:  http://www.mtgsy.net/firefox/whois/

We did some other interesting stuff too, but you had to be there...
 

We enjoyed super snacks again this week.
Ivalou, Auntbea Bartley whooped up a delicious Cherry Pie.  Sue Clements switched her creative skills to Cranberry Jello Salad that melted in your mouth.  Alberta brought a "to die for" (not from) Cheese Cake smothered in a Strawberry topping.  Richard Novosell brought timely tasty Ho-made Pumpkin Pie.  Mary Dutton brought Cheese and Crackers.
Yepper, lots of dandy tasty good chow.

This class often becomes idea swapping and we learn by sharing our many experiences and I'll tell you all again, that really happened this week.
Thanks to all that brought in suggestions, asked questions, and helped with explanations.


 
 

OTHER KCNET CLASSES STARTING SOON
Call KCnet 893-8111 to register

Investing Class
$5.00 per session  --  New attendees are welcome.
Future sessions will be held on the last Tuesday of each month at 6:00 PM.
Next sessions will be: November 29, and December 27
Group Leader: Howard "Bud" Casselberry

Music Creation
Starting when four students register--call 893-8111 to register.
Participants should be able to play a piano/keyboard by sight or ear.
Instructors: Carsten "Jon" Ahrens & Mike Foust

Orientation to KCnet
One-Session Class – No Charge for KCnet Members
Third Wednesday of Every Month 6:00 – 8:00 pm
Instructor:  Bob Fenton

MAC User Group
Meets 2nd Wednesday of each month
Time is 4:30 PM
Instructor:  Clair Falls

For more class details and to register visit: http://www.kcnet.org/class/
Registration can be done online, simply click on the course you are interested in and enter the information requested.  Registration can be done via phone 893-8111.


 
 

NEWS AND NOTES WITH SUE FOUST:

Let’s Stamp Out SPAM
Sue's Notes for this week are a reprint from a year ago.  Unbelievable! But the topic and its negative ramifications to the internet are currently with us and the comments are still appropriate.  Unfortunately the problem has intensified.

Spam is more than an annoyance. It's more than unwanted ads for mortgages, porn, and Viagra. In fact, the ads in your inbox are just the tip of the spamberg. Spam carries viruses in the form of attachments, invades discussion boards and chat rooms, and takes over blogs. Phishing scams -- many run by the Russian mafia -- have cost unsuspecting users $1.8 million.

Another day at work and your inbox is filled with exciting opportunities: you've won the Euro-Asian African Sweepstakes; a chance to order prescription drugs for free; get in on a business that lets you earn $12,000 a week online; and, of course, make a quick mil by helping out a former dictator who's down-on-his-luck. 

You're not alone. This year, five trillion spam messages will flow into users' mailboxes; America Online blocks over a billion messages a day and any AOL user can tell you they're not catching it all.  (27,000 spam messages per day are rejected by KCnet)
Something I see and hear each week are remarks like this:  Phone call = “Please delete all my mail; it’s almost all garbage anyway and it takes me too long to download it.  People keep forwarding me things they think I want and the spam is awful.  Just delete it all.”

Phone call = “I can’t get my mail.  When I ask for mail, it just doesn’t do anything.  Can you see what’s wrong?”
When I go into their mailbox, with their permission of course, I may find 15 Megs of pictures, sent directly from a digital camera.  When they are displayed on the screen, they are bigger than big.  You have to scroll around to look at the whole picture and many have been sent at the same time.

Phone call = “I guess I’ll have to change my e-mail address.  There’s this person that keeps sending me (religious, health, school, you-name-it) articles that he thinks will help me or that I want to read.  I don’t want to hurt his/her feelings…”
And then there are the people who order on line and don’t un-check the box that gives the vendor permission to “share” your address with other vendors of similar interests.  Very soon they are receiving all sorts of ads, embedded with spyware.

Most Internet users don't want to put time and effort into fighting spam.  Technology is the best weapon against spam. With the one-two punch of a blacklist-based filter and a content-filter like Spamnix (for Eudora users) or one of the many filters for Outlook, Outlook Express and Netscape Mail, you can shrug off most of the spam before it hits your inbox. 

In the big picture (reducing the total volume of spam on the Internet), I think we need to continue hitting spam on many fronts. If technology such as spam filters were in more widespread use, the economics of spamming would be much less attractive. Lawsuits are probably a net financial loss to the ISPs who file them, but they do help drive some spammers out of business. Architectural work, such as tightening up the overly trusting protocols behind e-mail, holds a lot of promise. Some people even think a better Federal law in the United States would do a lot. But we won't be able to significantly reduce spam as long as there are people who buy from spammers.

For the week of November 11 -- Thursday  November 18 of 2004,  KCnet's anti virus program caught and "defanged" 17,101 email viruses in addition to refusing 207,361 spam messages.  There were 248,402 non spam or non virus messages delivered to KCnet subscribers.

Last week of this year , 2005 the KCnet virus and spam filter  caught and "defanged" 30,401 email viruses In addition it refused 234,843 spam messages.  There were  196,007 non spam and non virus messages delivered to KCnet subscribers.

Until next week... !

KCnet Board Of Directors Officers:   President Bill Raco, Vice President Bob Rolley, Secretary Jon Ahrens,  Treasurer Don Miller and Past President Judy Yoho.   Other members of the board:  Carolyn Carl, R.  Keith Kelly, Paul Korn, Donna Lannan, Amy Lapriola, Tom Livingston,  Ray McGill, and Rich Wykoff.

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