"Singing In The Rain"
KCNET NEWSLETTER
06/05/05
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MIKE'S COMMENTARY
THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE
NEWS & NOTES BY SUE FOUST

MIKE'S COMMENTARY AND/OR BITS OF WISDOM:


is the sixth month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of four with the length of 30 days.
June begins (astrologically) with the sun in the sign of Gemini and ends in the sign of Cancer. Astronomically speaking, the sun begins in the constellation of Taurus and ends in the constellation of Gemini.
The month is named for the Roman goddess Juno, wife of Jupiter. In old Japanese calendar, the month is called Minatsuki. In Finnish, the month is called kesäkuu, meaning "month of summer".

Events in June
    * The first Monday in June is one of the public holidays in the Republic of Ireland; in the Irish Calendar the month is called Meitheamh and is the middle month of the Summer season.
    * The solstice called the summer solstice in the northern hemisphere and the winter solstice in the southern hemisphere occurs around June 21. In the pagan wheel of the year the summer solstice is the time of Litha and the winter solstice is that of Yule.
    * Flag Day is celebrated June 14 in the United States.
    * Midsummer is celebrated in Sweden on the third Friday in June.
    * Father's Day is celebrated in Belgium on the second Sunday in June and in the United States, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Canada on the third Sunday in June.
    * Gay pride celebrations in many countries in honor of the Stonewall riots
    * The majority of the Portland Rose Festival occurs

Trivia
    * No other month begins on the same day of the week as June.
    * June's flower is the rose.
    * June's birthstone is the pearl.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.


God's Thoughts on Lawns (Thanks to Jim Rockwell for this one.
Lawns my way would be cement painted green. (Mike)

GOD: "Frank, you know all about gardens and nature.
What in the world is going on down there on that planet Earth?  What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago?  I had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan.  Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon.  The nectar from the long lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds.  I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now.  But all I see are these green rectangles."

ST.  FRANCIS: "It's the tribes that settled there, LORD.  The suburbanites, they started calling your flowers "weeds" and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass."

GOD: "Grass?  But it's so boring.  It's not colorful.  It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees, only grubs and sod worms.  It's sensitive to temperatures.
Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing there?"

ST.  FRANCIS: "Apparently so, LORD.  They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green.  They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn."

GOD: "The spring rains and warm weather probably make grass grow really fast.  That must make the Suburbanites happy."

ST.  FRANCIS: "Apparently not, LORD.  As soon as it grows a little, they cut it -- sometimes twice a week."

GOD: "They cut it?  Do they then bail it like hay?"

ST.  FRANCIS: "Not exactly, LORD.  Most of them rake it up and put it in bags."

GOD: "They bag it?  Why?  Is it a cash crop?  Do they sell it?"

ST.  FRANCIS: "No, Sir.  Just the opposite.  They pay to throw it away."

GOD: "Now let me get this straight.  They fertilize grass so it will grow.  And when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?"

ST.  FRANCIS: "Yes, Sir."

GOD: "These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat.  That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work."

ST.  FRANCIS: "You aren't going to believe this LORD.
When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it."

GOD: "What nonsense.  At least they kept some of the trees.  That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself.  The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer.  In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes.  Plus, as they rot, the leaves form compost to enhance the soil.  It's a natural circle of life."

ST.  FRANCIS: "You better sit down, LORD.  The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle.  As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away."

GOD: No.  "What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter and to keep the soil moist and loose?"

ST.  FRANCIS: "After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch.  They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves."

GOD: "And where do they get this mulch?"

ST.  FRANCIS: They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch.

GOD: "Enough.  I don't want to think about this anymore.  St.  Catherine, you're in charge of the arts.
What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?"

ST.  CATHERINE: ”Dumb and Dumber, Lord.  It's a real stupid movie about...."

GOD: "Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St Francis."
 

~HMMM~ 

Words that soak into your ears are whispered ... not yelled.
&
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.


KCnet
 COMPUTER
      CAMP
EXPLORING CONNECTIONS
For Middle School Students
Call KCnet 893-8111 for details
     Week 1 June 20-24  Week 2 August 8-12

 

 
Join the Fun in Downtown Lock Haven

Friday, June 10th to Sunday, June 12th
Shop, Eat, Play in Downtown!


 
 
The City of Lock Haven Summer Concert Series in Triangle Park Presents 
Pastime
An acapella doo-wap group from Harrisburg

Friday, June 10th 6 PM to 8 PM
For more information call 893-5900


 
 
Cruise Night in Lock Haven
Co-sponsored By 92.1 The Mountain & Grant’s Classic Cars

Classic & Antique Cars will be displayed on West Main Street -
adjacent to Triangle Park and the Lock Haven Post Office
An informal cruise will take before and after the Pastime Concert in Triangle Park 

Friday, June 10th 5 PM to 9 PM
For more information call 748-4038


 
2nd Friday Art Walk in downtown Lock Haven
Presented By Clinton County Arts Council 

Friday, June 10th 5 PM to 7 PM
For more information call 893-1785


 
 
Lock Haven Farmers’ Market
Presented By Downtown Lock Haven 

Court House Parking Lot -- Jay & Main Streets

Saturday, June 11th 6 am to 11 am
For more information call 748-1576


 
Heritage Days
Presented By Clinton County Historical Society 

A Celebration of Clinton County’s Rich History on Water Street, downtown Lock Haven
All day Kayak Demonstrations courtesy of Rock, River & Trail Outfitters on the River
30K/5 K Run Walk “Tune Up For History”
Music, Workshops, Wagon Rides and much more

Saturday, June 11th and Sunday, June 12th
For information call 748-7254

 
KCNET CLASSES:
Internet and Email
4 session course
Topics include using the browser to find information on the Internet, web and email addresses, sending and receiving email, forwarding and replying to email, bookmarks, using the address book, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Beginner Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include an introduction to all parts of the computer, learning about the desktop, mouse features and operation, and features and operation of the keyboard. Also creating shortcut icons, using recycle bin, wallpaper and screen savers, toolbars and taskbars, drag and drop, using window features (minimize, maximize, resize, etc), control panel, accessing the different drives, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Intermediate Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include organization of windows programs, creating and organizing folders, file extensions, saving files from Internet, folder and file views, formatting floppy disks, installing programs, download programs from Internet, HTML email, uninstall vs delete, scandisk and defrag, email attachments, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Advanced Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include a review of the management of folders and files, an introduction to photo manipulation, introduction to web page creation, using the sound recorder, attaching recordings to emails, introduction to eyeball cams and Internet transmission, and an introduction to burning your own CDs. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

KCnet Users Group:  (formerly know as  "Senior Net Learners" most recently called "Advanced Class").  I  wanted to call this class "The Abusers Group", but Sue would not hear of that.  Attendees are persistent in their search for computer knowledge.  They ask great questions and present interesting challenges.  The cost for this class is $0.00 for members of KCnet and $2.00 per session for non KCnet members.  There is no set format for the sessions.  Occasionally we will take a specific subject and do a detailed study over a period of successive weeks.  Don't be afraid to ask questions.  The folks that have been attending for awhile are always happy for a review and in most cases new or better ways to do things will surface.  Questions stimulate in-depth exploration with the usual result being an understanding of how and why.
We welcome new attendees from the Advanced sessions and our forever growing KCnet membership.  This is an advanced group and we cover a lot of territory. We are kind of free flowing.  You never know what will transpire.
It is not necessary for attendees to have their own computers but it sure helps with the learning curve.
KCnet Advanced Class computer knowledge and Advanced Class computer skills are necessary.

OTHER CLASSES:
CLICK HERE FOR ORIENTATION - BEGINNERS - INTERMEDIATE - ADVANCED
CLICK HERE FOR SCANNING - MAC- GENEALOGY - WEB PAGE - EXCEL - WORD - DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY - PHOTO MANIPULATION - OTHER SPECIALTIES

THIS WEEK'S CLASS SCHEDULE:

INTERNET AND EMAIL
June 7, 9, 14, & 16 -- 9:00-11:00 AM
Instructor: Wayne Smith

WINDOWS INTERMEDIATE
June 7, 9, 14, & 16 -- 12:00-2:00 PM
Instructor: Wayne Smith
 

KCnet Users Group:  Every Wednesday
The starting time is 9:00 AM on this Wednesday June 8. We meet in Computer Lab 1 (The Big Room).  Leadership is Mike Foust and anyone that wants to jump into the fray.
This week we:
Viewed some cute sites and short videos.
Discussed the latest viruses and worms eager to bother those that do not update Anti Virus.
We previewed a CNET study, comparison, and ranking of nine popular Search Engines.  The article can be accessed at:
http://reviews.cnet.com/4520-10572_7-6219242.html?tag=nl.e729

Lots and Lots of Snacks.  Katie Carr brought a assortment of dried fruits.  In addition we had pounds of leftover morsels.
This class often becomes idea swapping and we learn by sharing our many experiences and I'll tell you all again, that really happened this week.
Thanks to all that brought in suggestions, asked questions, and helped with explanations.

MAC User Group
Wednesday  June 8 -- 4:30 PM
Time is Instructor:  Clair Falls

OTHER KCNET CLASSES STARTING SOON
Call KCnet 893-8111 to register

EXPLORING CONNECTIONS
KCnet COMPUTER CAMP
For Middle School Students
(finished grades 6, 7, or 8)
Week 1     June 20-24
Week 2     August 8-12

Music Creation
Starting when four students register--call 893-8111 to register.
Participants should be able to play a piano/keyboard by sight or ear.
Instructors: Carsten "Jon" Ahrens & Mike Foust

Orientation to KCnet
One-Session Class – No Charge for KCnet Members
Third Wednesday of Every Month 6:00 – 8:00 pm
Instructor:  Bob Fenton

MAC User Group
Meets 2nd Wednesday of each month
Time is 4:30 PM
Instructor:  Clair Falls

For more class details and to register visit: http://www.kcnet.org/class/
Registration can be done online, simply click on the course you are interested in and enter the information requested.  Registration can be done via phone 893-8111.
 

NEWS AND NOTES WITH SUE FOUST:

I’ve got to plug our Computer Camp this week!  We aren’t getting any signups and I’m thinking you don’t know about it.

Last year’s Computer Camp was successful with 7 or 8 middle school-age students learning lots about computers and why we use them.  We’re doing another one and could use some volunteers as mentors and/or teachers. 

Susan Gunsallus will be Camp Director this year (Judy Yoho directed last year’s, but she’s not available during this particular week).  Rich Wykoff, who taught some classes and came in every day to help, is not available that week, either.  It takes about 10 people to teach, mentor, and “run the show.”  By the end of the week, everyone’s glad they had the experience and confessed to having fun, right along with the kids.

Activities will include using a digital camera, editing photos, creating web pages, creating and editing music, general computer etiquette, building a computer, local field trips, and much more 

Students will learn about computer hardware and will jointly take apart and build a computer.  They will look at the serious purpose of computers, use Microsoft PowerPoint to create a presentation on what they have learned, and enjoy the entertainment purpose of computers using dance pads and LAN party software.

The Computer Camp, Exploring Connections, will be 5 days, 9 AM to 2 PM, Monday June 20 to Friday June 24.  Parents or guardian MUST pick up the children in person – no student will be allowed to leave without being accompanied by a designated adult.  Arrangements can be made for students to stay at KCnet until as late as 6 PM, rather than send them home alone – we’ll just put them to work! 

We’d like to have at least 8 students again this year.  That’s a nice group to work with and this year, we’d like to build 2 computers for the “Computers for the Community” Program.  We’ve received some nice, donated computers and we think 2 teams of 4 students each will enjoy the challenge of building at least 2 usable computers to give away.

If you know a child who has completed 6th, 7th, or 8th grade,  call for more information or sign him/her up for a fun week.  Cost is $100, but we have received some donations which allow some $50 scholarships to be given.  Lunches, snacks, materials and CDs full of their own work will be given to participants. 

Until next week… 

KCnet Board Of Directors Officers:   President Judy Yoho, Vice President Bill Raco, Secretary Donna Lannan, and Treasurer Don Miller.    Other members of the board:  Carsten Jon Ahrens, Fred Bierly, R.  Keith Kelly, Paul Korn, Amy Lapriola, Tom Livingston,  Ray McGill,  Bob Rolley, and Rich Wykoff.

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