"When You And I Were Young Maggie"
KCNET NEWSLETTER
03/06/05
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MIKE'S COMMENTARY
THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE
NEWS & NOTES BY SUE FOUST

MIKE'S COMMENTARY AND/OR BITS OF WISDOM:

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.


COMING ATTRACTION

SOON TO APPEAR ON THIS SITE



 
 

WISDOM OF LIFE
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. 
Do not walk beside me either.  (you know lead, follow or get out of the way!)
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3.  It's always darkest before dawn. 
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable.  If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you pass gas.
7. Always remember you are unique -- just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you 
criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
16. Don't worry -- It only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force--It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt...then things get worse.
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 
 
KEEPERS
One day someone's husband died, and on that clear, cold
morning, in The warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with
the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more
hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more
phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes,
what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away.
never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you."

So while we have it . . . it's best we love it . . . and care for it. 
And fix it when it's broken . . and heal it when it's sick.
This is true for marriage.  And old cars . . . and children with bad
report cards and dogs with bad hips and aging parents and grandparents.

We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away
or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that
make us happy, no matter what.

Life is important, like people we know who are special.
and so, We keep them close!

This was sent to me by someone that thought I was a
keeper.  I'm doing something about those that are 
the Keepers still in my life.

Is it time to identify and talk to your Keepers?

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~ Hmmm? ~

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

Why do they tell you to smile when your driver's license photo is taken? 
Are you going to be smiling if stopped by the police and asked for your license?

 

*Don't look here for the answers.
 
KCNET CLASSES:
Internet and Email
4 session course
Topics include using the browser to find information on the Internet, web and email addresses, sending and receiving email, forwarding and replying to email, bookmarks, using the address book, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Beginner Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include an introduction to all parts of the computer, learning about the desktop, mouse features and operation, and features and operation of the keyboard. Also creating shortcut icons, using recycle bin, wallpaper and screen savers, toolbars and taskbars, drag and drop, using window features (minimize, maximize, resize, etc), control panel, accessing the different drives, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Intermediate Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include organization of windows programs, creating and organizing folders, file extensions, saving files from Internet, folder and file views, formatting floppy disks, installing programs, download programs from Internet, HTML email, uninstall vs delete, scandisk and defrag, email attachments, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Advanced Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include a review of the management of folders and files, an introduction to photo manipulation, introduction to web page creation, using the sound recorder, attaching recordings to emails, introduction to eyeball cams and Internet transmission, and an introduction to burning your own CDs. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

KCnet Users Group:  (formerly know as  "Senior Net Learners" most recently called "Advanced Class").  I  wanted to call this class "The Abusers Group", but Sue would not hear of that.  Attendees are persistent in their search for computer knowledge.  They ask great questions and present interesting challenges.  The cost for this class is $0.00 for members of KCnet and $2.00 per session for non KCnet members.  There is no set format for the sessions.  Occasionally we will take a specific subject and do a detailed study over a period of successive weeks.  Don't be afraid to ask questions.  The folks that have been attending for awhile are always happy for a review and in most cases new or better ways to do things will surface.  Questions stimulate in-depth exploration with the usual result being an understanding of how and why.
We welcome new attendees from the Advanced sessions and our forever growing KCnet membership.  This is an advanced group and we cover a lot of territory. We are kind of free flowing.  You never know what will transpire.
It is not necessary for attendees to have their own computers but it sure helps with the learning curve.
KCnet Advanced Class computer knowledge and Advanced Class computer skills are necessary.

OTHER CLASSES:
CLICK HERE FOR ORIENTATION - BEGINNERS - INTERMEDIATE - ADVANCED
CLICK HERE FOR SCANNING - MAC- GENEALOGY - WEB PAGE - EXCEL - WORD - DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY - PHOTO MANIPULATION - OTHER SPECIALTIES

THIS WEEK'S CLASS SCHEDULE:

INTERMEDIATE WINDOWS
Final Session -- 9:00-11:00 AM
March 7
Instructor: Wayne Smith

BEGINNER WINDOWS
First & Second Sessions -- 9:00-11:00 am
March 8 & 10
Instructor: Wayne Smith

BEGINNER WEB PAGE CREATION
First & Second Sessions  -- 5:00-7:00 PM
Tuesday & Thursday -- March 8 & 10
Instructor:  Mike Foust

KCnet Users Group:  Every Wednesday
The starting time is 9:00 AM on this Wednesday March 09. We meet in Computer Lab 1 (The Big Room).
This past Wednesday we:
Looked at some cute sites and pictures.
Viewed a couple of very funny short movies.
Discussed a couple of nasty viruses released this week.  Stay current with your Antivirus and Spyware.
We revisited right mouse and open with from the prior week.
We learned to make a desktop shortcut that activates the default email and pre addresses the email and auto fills the subject line.
We reviewed changing default settings for hidden files and revealing file extensions.
We explored how to expand the "send to" opportunities when one does a right mouse button on a file.  We have more work to do here.
We did a lot of other little learning things too.
All-in-all another good day
 

Good food and good company.
Kitty Laubscher brought some very Tasty Sweet Icinged Cupcakes.  Don Miller treated us to another round of Super Duper Tasting Stickies. Dave Glossner replenished the dark pretzel bin.  

This class often becomes idea swapping and we learn by sharing our many experiences and I'll tell you all again, that really happened this week.
Thanks to all that brought in suggestions, asked questions, and helped with explanations.
 
 

OTHER KCNET CLASSES STARTING SOON
Call KCnet 893-8111 to register

BEGINNER WEB PAGE CREATION
Tuesdays & Thursdays -- 5:00-7:00
March 8, 10, 15, 22, & 29
Instructor:  Mike Foust

Music Creation
Starting when four students register--call 893-8111 to register.
Participants should be able to play a piano/keyboard by sight or ear.
Instructors: Carsten "Jon" Ahrens & Mike Foust

Orientation to KCnet
One-Session Class – No Charge for KCnet Members
Third Wednesday of Every Month 6:00 – 8:00 pm
Instructor:  Bob Fenton

Genealogy
Third Session -- Mar 28
Final session Apr 25
All sessions start at 5:30 PM
Instructor:  David Wallace

MAC User Group
Meets 2nd Wednesday of each month
Time is 4:30 PM
Instructor:  Clair Falls

For more class details and to register visit:  http://www.kcnet.org/class/
Registration can be done online, simply click on the course you are interested in and enter the information requested.  Registration can be done via phone 893-8111.
 

NEWS AND NOTES WITH SUE FOUST:

More and more people are getting Internet into their homes.  Many of these connections are broadband, high speed connections to the Internet.

There are some guidelines you should follow to reduce your exposure to problems such as the insecurity of much of the information on the Internet.

Web sites do not ask or require your credit card information just to verify who you are. Verification using your e-mail address, usernames, and established passwords are the norm. I would not give anyone my credit card information, unless I intentionally went to their site to purchase something and even then only if I am familiar with them AND the site is SECURE.

HIGH SPEED INTERNET CONNECTIONS

1. Router - Regardless of who your internet service provider is, your first line of defense is to install a Router between your CABLE or DSL modem and your computer. Some companies now provide a modem with a built-In router, so check your manual for details. You can purchase a basic router for as little as $30. Even better, would be what they call a Firewall Router (Router with built-in firewall) which can run $50 or more.
2. Router Settings – Always change the default factory username and password to access your router. Depending on the type of router you have, there could be additional security settings within the router that you may want to change.
3. Wireless Router – If you are planning to go wireless and have purchased a wireless router, you should be aware that the factory settings have no security at all and need to be changed once the system is up and running. Anyone driving by your house can access your connection. At the very least, I would change the router password, enable WEP encryption and MAC filtering.

CREDIT CARD TRANSACTIONS

1. Protected Accounts - If you plan to purchase goods and services online, I would recommend setting up a special online account such as PayPal.
2. Using a Single Card - If you prefer to use one of your current credit cards, set aside a single credit card for all online purchases. Don’t use that card for any other transactions except online. It will be a lot easier to spot errors and fraudulent charges if it is not filled with normal everyday charges.
3. Fraud Protection - Use a credit card that comes with some form of fraud or online purchase protection. (check your credit agreement).
4. Low Credit Limit - Select a credit card with a lower credit limit. Having a credit line of only a few thousand dollars opposed to $18,000 can reduce your potential liability.
5. Purchase From Known Companies - I know it is hard to resist, but I would suggest only purchasing from known companies or ones that have been recommended to you.
6. Do not Respond - I would strongly advise against giving credit card information to any unsolicited websites (pop-up ads or email solicitations).
7. Avoid Following Links - If you want to go to Borders to purchase a book, type their web address in directly, instead of following an unknown link contained within an email. It could take you to a fictitious site that looks just like the original.
8. Spelling Errors - When typing in the address to a website, double check your spelling. Some fraudulent websites take advantage of common misspellings and may look just like the real thing.
9. Common Sense - Use your common sense. If it seems to be too good to be true? … Well, you know the rest of the line.

Until next week…

KCnet Board Of Directors Officers:   President Judy Yoho, Vice President Bill Raco, Secretary Donna Lannan, and Treasurer Don Miller.    Other members of the board:  Carsten Jon Ahrens, Fred Bierly, R.  Keith Kelly, Paul Korn, Amy Lapriola, Tom Livingston,  Ray McGill,  Bob Rolley, and Rich Wykoff. 

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