LEARN YOUR STATE MOTTO:
Alabama:
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's A Dry Heat!
Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything!
California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother!
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
Yet!
Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water!
Florida:
Home of the headless drivers!
Georgia:
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism!
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru!
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes.
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real
Good.
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"!
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn!
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States!
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names!
Louisiana:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign!
Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster!
Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It!
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's!
Michigan:
First Line Of Defense from The Canadians!
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes!
Mississippi:
VisitAnd Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work.
Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,and Very Little
Else.
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nevada:
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent pets.
New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To an Attorney .
North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:
Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland).
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing.
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal.
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island.
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee:
The Edjucashun State.
Texas:
Si' Habla Ingles.
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont:
Yep.
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs
And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin:
Cheese Munching Packer Fans
Enjoying the Two Weeks of Summer.
Wyoming:
Miles and miles of NOTHING since 1890.
~Forwarded from Tom Livingston~