"The Trolley Song"
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05/16/04
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MIKE'S COMMENTARY AND BITS OF WISDOM:

Coulda been Widmanns, Brown's BBQ, Masons,
McDaniels, Sandwich Shop, Stamms Dairy, Nicks......
one or more of these were in every town.
 
EWE'S
        Social critics blame the decline of the American neighborhood on many factors: TV, working couples, increased mobility, the demise of the extended family, suburban sprawl, even air conditioning. If it was too warm inside the house on a summer evening, for instance, you sat outside on your front porch or stoop. Or you took a stroll around the neighborhood. And so did your neighbors. And you talked to them. And that's how a neighborhood was built and sustained.

        But I suspect that the real reason is the demise of the good, old-fashioned luncheonette and ice cream parlor, the kind of place where you could take the kids for a special treat or share lunch and gossip with a friend. True, there are still some to be found, but like Mom-and-Pop grocery stores, they're a dying breed, a remnant of a time when "golden arches" were something you saw inside a church.

        I was fortunate to have come of age when you could get a hamburger and a malted at a place called Ewe's, which was located for many years at the corner of 83rd St. and Bergeline Ave. in North Bergen, NJ, across from the park. No one seemed to know who Ewe was, because the place was owned by an elderly German named Herman Kuck.

        Perhaps if Ewe's had not existed, I might not still be struggling with excess poundage left over from my youth. McDonald's burgers would pale in comparison to those slung by Richie, Ewe's short-order cook for many years. The soda fountain treats were the stuff of legend and dreams. Who could resist the lure of a Ewe's banana split or a classic black-and-white on a summer afternoon? Or a box of Ewe's homemade chocolates, wrapped in colorful cellophane, at Christmas or Easter?

        It was a time-honored tradition to stop at Ewe's after the annual Macy's July 4th fireworks extravaganza, which at that time was held on the Hudson River. It was at one such post-fireworks ice cream bash that my friends and I, all devout school-haters to the last, decreed that for the rest of the summer, school was to be referred to only as "It." We even drew up elaborate plans for an "It-Haters" club. It (the club, not school) dissolved before we even held the first meeting.

        Another July 4th, I saw my father slip a coin into the Wurlitzer jukebox. Wow, I thought, Dad's getting cool! Who's he gonna play -- Elvis? The Platters? The Everly Brothers? The Chipmunks? Imagine my mortification, then, when suddenly Judy Garland started to belt out "The Trolley Song." JUDY GARLAND!!! Practically everyone I knew from school was there and some of them were already snickering and looking around with puzzled expressions to see who was so hopelessly square to play a Judy Garland record. "Clang, clang, clang, went the bell," Judy sang, as I tried to hide my face behind a menu.

        But time has its way with these things. Mr. Kuck closed Ewe's, sold its malted milk machines and ice cream soda glasses, and took a job supervising the kitchen at a nursing home. Macy's moved its fireworks to the East River, and the kids from Ewe's grew up and moved on to the rest of their lives. Today the site is occupied by a trendy hair salon.

        But I suspect that maybe somewhere over the rainbow, Judy Garland is still serenading the patrons at Ewe's with "The Trolley Song" on a long ago July 4th evening... 

© 1999 Pierre R. Schwob

 
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ARMED FORCES DAY
"A Tradition of Heroes"
Saturday, May 15, 2004

President Harry S. Truman led the effort to establish a single holiday for citizens to come together and thank our military members for their patriotic service in support of our country.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

On August 31, 1949, Secretary of Defense Louis Johnson announced the creation of an Armed Forces Day to replace separate Army, Navy, Marines Corp and Air Force Days. The single-day celebration stemmed from the unification of the Armed Forces under one department -- the Department of Defense.


 
I am a small and precious child, my dads been sent to fight... 
The only place I'll see his face, is in my dreams at night. 
He will be gone too many days for my young mind to keep track. 
I may be sad, but I am proud. 
My daddy's got your back. 

I am a caring mother. My son has gone to war... 
My mind is filled with worries that I have never known before. 
Every day I try to keep my thoughts from turning black. 
I may be scared, but I am proud. 
My son has got your back. 

I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband who had to go. 
There are times I'm terrified in a way most never know. 
I bite my lip, and force a smile as I watch my husband pack... 
My heart may break, but I am proud. 
My husband's got your back... 

I am a soldier... Serving Proudly, standing tall. 
I fight for freedom, yours and mine by answering this call. 
I do my job while knowing, the thanks it sometimes lacks. 
Say a prayer that I'll come home. 
It's me who's got your back.

~author unknown~


 
"Let every nation know....whether it wishes us well or ill....
that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and
the success of liberty"
~John F. Kennedy ~


JERSEY SHORE TOWN BAND
Ah! Yes, good music will be performed by  the 
Jersey Shore Town Band at the Annual Spring Concert 
 May 21 at 7:30 PM in the
Jersey Shore Middle School Auditorium 
Carsten (Jon) Ahrens will again conduct.
Admission is free!!!

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Internet and Email
 4 session course
Topics include using the browser to find information on the Internet, web and email addresses, sending and receiving email, forwarding and replying to email, bookmarks, using the address book, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Beginner Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include an introduction to all parts of the computer, learning about the desktop, mouse features and operation, and features and operation of the keyboard. Also creating shortcut icons, using recycle bin, wallpaper and screen savers, toolbars and taskbars, drag and drop, using window features (minimize, maximize, resize, etc), control panel, accessing the different drives, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Intermediate Windows 9x/XP
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Topics include organization of windows programs, creating and organizing folders, file extensions, saving files from Internet, folder and file views, formatting floppy disks, installing programs, download programs from Internet, HTML email, uninstall vs delete, scandisk and defrag, email attachments, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Advanced Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include a review of the management of folders and files, an introduction to photo manipulation, introduction to web page creation, using the sound recorder, attaching recordings to emails, introduction to eyeball cams and Internet transmission, and an introduction to burning your own CDs. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

KCnet Users Group:  (formerly know as  "Senior Net Learners" most recently called "Advanced Class").  I  wanted to call this class "The Abusers Group", but Sue would not hear of that.  Attendees are persistent in their search for computer knowledge.  They ask great questions and present interesting challenges.  The cost for this class is $0.00 for members of KCnet and $2.00 per session for non KCnet members.  There is no set format for the sessions.  Occasionally we will take a specific subject and do a detailed study over a period of successive weeks.  Don't be afraid to ask questions.  The folks that have been attending for awhile are always happy for a review and in most cases new or better ways to do things will surface.  Questions stimulate in-depth exploration with the usual result being an understanding of how and why.
We welcome new attendees from the Advanced sessions and our forever growing KCnet membership.  This is an advanced group and we cover a lot of territory. We are kind of free flowing.  You never know what will transpire.
It is not necessary for attendees to have their own computers but it sure helps with the learning curve.
KCnet Advanced Class computer knowledge and Advanced Class computer skills are necessary.

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THIS WEEK'S CLASS SCHEDULE:

Kephart Plaza Seniors
Computer Lunch Bunch
Tuesday May 11 -- 11:00 - 1:00
Instructor:  Wayne Smith

Digital Photography
First Session 
May 18 - 5:30-7:30
Instructor:  Kerry Clausen

KCnet Users Group:  Every Wednesday
The starting time is 9:00 AM on this Wednesday May 19.  We meet in Computer Lab 1 (The Big Room).  Leadership is Mike Foust and anyone that wants to jump into the fray.
This past Wednesday was one of those sessions where things go south and need fixed before continuing.  A Firewall that we installed wanted to conflict with the KCnet Network protection.  Mike had to uninstall the feature.  We perceived and got a ton of stuff discussed.  Mike demonstrated the Microsoft free Patch and Security Update disk.  Disks were available for anyone that wanted.  We also installed the Computer Associates free anti virus program.  The program came with the Microsoft update disk.  It is good for one year. 
There were a number of questions from the attendees. 
We also reviewed a suggestion in a recent Langalist Newsletter pertaining to getting updates for the AVG free antivirus program.  See the suggestion on the Virus and Technical  page of this Newsletter.  It is in the Technical Section. 
We discussed the latest problem worm, Sasser.  Although the author of the virus has been arrested the bug keeps infecting machines at an alarming rate.  Read more in the Virus Section of this Newsletter.

This was a birthday week.  Peg Masden and C. Wayne Wert were the celebrants.  Wayne chose to hide this week so we ate his portion of the birthday cake. The cake came from the weekly donation funds and was one of the desserts available.  Ivalou Bartley made Super Tasty Egg Salad Sandwiches for the main course.  Bert Rice whipped up a delicious Rice Krispy goodie and Smothered it in Super Sweet Chocolate Icing.  Will Raymond replenished our coffee lader.  We also had some leftovers from prior sessions.  And we had some edibles brought in that are now held over for another day. This was not a day for the dieters. Click here to view the special cake.
This class often becomes idea swapping and we learn by sharing our many experiences and I'll tell you all again, that really happened this week.
 
 

Other KCnet Classes Starting Soon:

Orientation to KCnet
One-Session Class – No Charge for KCnet Members
Third Wednesday of Every Month 6:00 – 8:00 pm
Instructor:  Ron Fenton

Genealogy
Second Thursdays
Session 4  May 13
Instructor:  David Wallace

MAC User Group
First Wednesday each month  4:30 PM
$5.00 per session
Instructor:  Clair Falls

Microsoft Word
Three Sessions - May 24, 27 & June 3
Mondays & Thursdays - 5:30-7:30
Instructor:  Tim Snyder

Digital Photography
Four Sessions -- Tuesdays 5:30-7:30
May 18, 25, June 1 & 8
Instructor:  Kerry Clausen

Intermediate (Windows all versions)
Tuesday and Thursday - 9:00 -11:00 am
May 25,27, June 1 & 3
Instructor:  Wayne Smith

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NEWS AND NOTES WITH SUE FOUST:

Virtual Memory – Do you have it?

All modern PCs use “virtual memory.”  Normally, when one speaks of computer memory, it refers to chips, rated for the amount of work they can do.   A chip of 128 megabytes is the least amount of RAM (random access memory) you can purchase nowadays.

Virtual memory is not real memory.  It is an area set aside on your hard drive to be used when Random Access Memory overflows.  This is not a good situation, when you “run out of” RAM.  The overflow shifts to your hard drive, which is much slower than RAM.

If your programs seem to be running slower than when you first got your computer, it could be that you have programs that are automatically opening when you start up.  To find out what programs are running, go to Start, run, and type in msconfig.  Click on the tab, “startup” and look at the programs that are currently running.  Uncheck some of those when you know you don’t need to have running when you start up.  If you have doubts, call an expert and ask the question.

With Windows XP, you need a minimum of 256 megabytes of RAM.  If you have 128 megabytes, you can start up the computer, but you won't  run a program like MS Word very well.  When you open Word, you could run out of RAM and virtual memory will begin to fill up.  Open more programs and you have a real problem. 

If you are editing photos or videos, you may need 512 MB of memory.
Memory is cheap; don’t skimp on it.  If you bought your computer at a store, they may be willing to give you a deal on more memory.   Local computer sales stores will know the proper type of RAM to order for your computer and they will even install it for you.  For an investment of around $100, you should be able to add another 256 megabytes of memory to your computer, if your computer will accept the additional memory chips.  This is something that is not across-the-board standard for every computer.  So, call an expert.  Have your computer specs in-hand when you do.

To see how much memory you have, open your Control Panel.  Double-
click System.  On the General tab, total memory should be listed near the bottom.

If you are running out of memory, as a temporary fix, you can enlarge the area set aside for virtual memory.   To do that, open Control Panel.  If you don’t know how to get to Control Panel, don’t read any further.  Take your computer to one of the local computer repair centers. 

If you have opened Control Panel, Double-click System.   Select the Advanced tab.  Under Performance, click Settings.  Again, select the Advanced tab.  Find Virtual Memory at the bottom of the window, and click Change.  Click the option button next to "Custom Size." The minimum should be 1.5 times your memory size.  The maximum should be three times your memory.  If you continue to have problems, raise the maximum.  Keep raising it until you no longer get message warning you that you are running out of virtual memory.   Then plan a time to add more memory.

Cleaning a CD
According to Fred Langa who writes an on-line technical newsletter, http://www.langa.com/newsletters, “remove dirt, foreign material, fingerprints, smudges, and liquids by wiping with a clean cotton fabric in a straight line from the center of the disc toward the outer edge.  Cleaning in a circle (ie following the circumference of a CD) can create a curved scratch that can fool the laser; the laser may try to follow the scratch instead of the real data track: You can get skips or misreads as a result.
But by instead wiping across the CD (eg along the diameter or radius) any accidental scratches are unlikely to cause mis-tracking: The CD remains readable.
No scratch is good, of course: You should use only soft cleaning cloths; and never rub any harder than is absolutely necessary.
BTW: This is partially an age-dependent issue!  People who grew up with vinyl  audio records learned to clean them by wiping in a circular motion, in the direction of the physical grooves.  But that's exactly the wrong way to clean an optical disc.”

I hope you’ve found something of interest in today’s column.  The following is something to read to expand your knowledge of the newest PC operating systems.

If you have a new computer, most likely you have a version of Microsoft XP.  Microsoft provides free upgrades to the system.  Go to the Microsoft site and get those upgrades.  Some of them will fix a flaw in the original XP system; some of them will prevent invasion by certain viruses.  You can even order a free CD from Microsoft, containing all the “fixes.”  Visit the Microsoft site at http://www.microsoft.com.   And, then set your  computer system to check for upgrades automatically.

If you are thinking of buying a new computer, you should acquaint yourself with the new world that XP opens for computer users. 

The following information was found on Microsoft’s site, http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/evaluation/default.asp
Windows XP Product Information
Microsoft's most advanced desktop operating system, Windows XP, is at the center of ongoing personal computing innovation. With Windows XP, home users can experience the digital world like never before, while business users can work smarter and faster. The links below will take you to areas where you can learn more about each of the editions and determine which one is right for you.
Windows XP Professional
Designed for businesses of all sizes and for home users who demand the most from their computing experience, Windows XP Professional delivers the new standard in reliability and performance. It includes all the great features and new visual design of Windows XP Home Edition, plus premier security and privacy features, advanced recovery options, improved ability to connect to large networks, and much more.
Windows XP Home Edition
Experience more than you thought possible with your home computer and the Internet. Windows XP Home Edition brings dependability and simplicity to your personal computer. It includes a cleaner, more intuitive visual design, advanced digital media features that make working with digital photographs or playing digital music simple and fun, and many new Windows experiences to explore. (Note: Windows XP Professional may be a better choice for you.)
Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
Windows XP Tablet PC Edition leads the evolution of the notebook computer for businesses of all sizes. Thin and lightweight, but extremely powerful, the new Tablet PC provides the freedom to be truly mobile. By extending pen and speech capabilities, the Tablet PC provides you with a more versatile and natural computing experience. You can use the digital pen to write directly on the screen and control your computer just as you would with a mouse. Use the Tablet PC Input Panel to enter text into any application by using your own handwriting. Plus, the Tablet PC has wireless technologies built right in, so you can use your computer more often and in more places than ever before.
Windows XP Media Center Edition
New computers running Windows XP Media Center Edition let you experience video, audio, pictures, and TV through a convenient user interface that makes it easier than ever to enjoy digital media. Use the simple layouts and intuitive menus to comfortably enjoy video, audio, pictures, and television on your computer monitor or TV display. In addition, the new remote control for Windows XP lets you unleash your favorite digital media experience from anywhere in the room.

Until next week…

Ray McGill, owner of Nittany Travel, is the President of KCnet; William Raco is Vice-President; Judy Yoho is Secretary and Donald C.  Miller of North Bend is Treasurer.  Other members of the board are Fred Bierly, Donna Gebhardt Lannan, Earl Keen, R.  Keith Kelly, Paul Korn, Amy Lapriola, Paddy O’Hara-Mays, Bob Rolley, and Rich Wykoff.

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