"You Are My Sunshine"

COMMENTS AND SCHEDULE PAGE
08/24/03

MIKE'S COMMENTARY
THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE
NEWS & NOTES BY SUE FOUST

MIKE'S COMMENTARY:
The KCnet Newsletter for this week is early and somewhat abbreviated.  Mike has a long weekend commitment.

WHODATHUNKIT?

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are 
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. 
 That's my idea of a perfect day. 

  
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy,
Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of fairy tales
That begin with 'If elected I promise'." 

 
Read Between The Lines: Blackout 2003
What engineers really meant during those Blackout 2003 interviews:

Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being tried.
Engineer means: We are still grasping at straws.

Engineer says: We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.
Engineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out of university.

Engineer says: Close project co-ordination.
Engineer means: We know who to blame.

Engineer says: Major technological breakthrough.
Engineer means: It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

Engineer says: Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured.
Engineer means: We are so far behind schedule that the customer is 
happy to get it delivered.

Engineer says: Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.
Engineer means: The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

Engineer says: Test results were extremely gratifying.
Engineer means: We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

Engineer says: The entire concept will have to be abandoned.
Engineer means: The only person who understood the thing quit.

Engineer says: It is in process.
Engineer means: It is so wrapped up in red
tape that the situation is hopeless.

Engineer says: We'll look into it.
Engineer means: Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

Engineer says: Please read and initial.
Engineer means: Let's spread the responsibility
for the mistake.

Engineer says: Give us the benefit of your thoughts.
Engineer means: We'll listen to what you say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

Engineer says: Give us your interpretation.
Engineer means: I can't wait to hear this!

Engineer says: See me/Let's Discuss.
Engineer means: Come into my office, I'm lonely.

Engineer says: All new!
Engineer means: Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.

Engineer says: Rugged.
Engineer means: Too heavy to lift!

Engineer says: Lightweight.
Engineer means: Lighter than rugged.

Engineer says: Years of development.
Engineer means: One finally worked.

Engineer says: Energy saving.
Engineer means: Achieved when the power switch is off.

Engineer says: Low maintenance.
Engineer means: Impossible to fix if broken.


 

KCNET CLASSES:

Internet and Email
 4 session course
Topics include using the browser to find information on the Internet, web and email addresses, sending and receiving email, forwarding and replying to email, bookmarks, using the address book, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.


Beginner Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include an introduction to all parts of the computer, learning about the desktop, mouse features and operation, and features and operation of the keyboard. Also creating shortcut icons, using recycle bin, wallpaper and screen savers, toolbars and taskbars, drag and drop, using window features (minimize, maximize, resize, etc), control panel, accessing the different drives, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

Intermediate Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include organization of windows programs, creating and organizing folders, file extensions, saving files from Internet, folder and file views, formatting floppy disks, installing programs, download programs from Internet, HTML email, uninstall vs delete, scandisk and defrag, email attachments, and more. There is always time for questions and general exploration.


Advanced Windows 9x/XP
 4 session course
Topics include a review of the management of folders and files, an introduction to photo manipulation, introduction to web page creation, using the sound recorder, attaching recordings to emails, introduction to eyeball cams and Internet transmission, and an introduction to burning your own CDs. There is always time for questions and general exploration.

KCnet Users Group:  (formerly know as  "Senior Net Learners" most recently called "Advanced Class").  I told the group this past Wednesday that I wanted to call them the "Abusers Group", but Sue would not hear of that.  The cost for this class is $0.00 for members of KCnet and $2.00 per session for non KCnet members.  There is no set format for the sessions.  Occasionally we will take a specific subject and do a detailed study over a period of successive weeks.  Don't be afraid to ask questions.  The folks that have been attending for awhile are always happy for a review and in most cases new or better ways to do things will surface.  Questions stimulate in-depth exploration with the usual result being an understanding of how and why.
We welcome new attendees from the Intermediate sessions and our forever growing KCnet membership.  This is an advanced group and we cover a lot of territory. We are kind of free flowing.  You never know what will transpire.
It is not necessary for attendees to have their own computers but it sure helps with the learning curve.
KCnet Advanced Class computer knowledge and Advanced Class computer skills are necessary.

OTHER CLASSES:
CLICK HERE FOR ORIENTATION - BEGINNERS - INTERMEDIATE - ADVANCED
CLICK HERE FOR SCANNING - MAC- GENEALOGY - WEB PAGE - EXCEL - WORD - DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY - PHOTO MANIPULATION - OTHER SPECIALTIES

THIS WEEK'S CLASS SCHEDULE & NEXT CLASSES:

Intermediate -- Third and Final Sessions
August 26 and 28
Tuesday and Thursday 9:00 – 11:00 am
Four Session Course - $20.00 KCnet Members; $25.00 Non Members
Instructor:  Paul Breitenbauch

KCnet Users Group:  Every Wednesday
The starting time is 9:00 AM on this Wednesday August 27.  We meet in Computer Lab 1 (The Big Room).  The leader is Mike Foust and anyone that wants to jump into the fray.  This class often becomes idea swapping and we learn by sharing experiences.

Hi-Lites from the last session: We explored the new viruses out this past Monday.  They affect Windows XP, 2000, and NT.  They will not infect Windows 95, 98 or Millennium.  They can be rebuffed by Windows XP, 2000, and NT if the user has installed the Security Patch called MSO3-026.  If you look in Add/Remove programs it will be downloaded as Hotfix KB823980.   The new worms are called Welchia and Nachi. Nachi is especially bad.   By now the antivirus companies should all have updates to cover them.  Go for the upgrades and the Microsoft security patch if you do not have them installed. 

John Laubscher talked about a feature in emails that allows the user to identify emails by color.  This is especially good if you want to identify emails from families.  When you ask for email  it will download the individual pieces with designated senders color coded to your specifications for easy spotting.  We did it.
See http://www.seniorcenter.net/netlearnernews/archives03/srspg3_07_273.html  Go to the Technical Section and find the article called Color Coding Email for the How-To-Dos for the two email browsers.  We never went over this in class before.  It is a good tip.

Bill Myers suggested that you can have your printer settings be saved so that you can choose a printer icon that has special settings for printing pictures or whatever.  And you can have a printer icon identified with preferences for printing draft, etc.   Nice trick, good tip.  Then it is a matter of choosing which printer setup you want to use before you print.  Maybe more about this procedure later on.
We will be a smaller group next week.  A whole bunch of our users will be Granging at Centre Hall, others will be in Maine and other parts unknown.  We will loose Janet Shields until next summer to her school teaching duties.  So this session coming up will be a good time for any attendees to bring their special problems, the ones you think no one else cares about.

SPECIAL NOTE:Watch for all your Clinton County friends at the Grange Fair.  There is a Web Cam focused on the midway.   If you attend the fair be sure to wave to us this Wednesday morning at 9:00 am and again at 10:00 am.  We will have you up and running during the User Class.  http://grangefair.net/

Oh, the treats! They exceeded the usual level of "Excellence"!   Wayne Smith gave us a rerun (fresh batch though) of his mother's famous "Pickle Slop".  That doesn't sound good but it actually it is an exceptional smooth cuke recipe with No Burps.  Peg Masden made a terrific tall cake smothered with a sweet medley of fruits for the icing.  There were peaches and kiwi and other flavors mixed.  Katie Carr brought some very tasty chocolate covered cookies and Roberta Muthler cha-chaed in with a delicious south of the border banana cake without the peels. 
Yes! Dine-o-mite food and information made for another good Wednesday gathering.

Show up this Wednesday, bring questions and suggestions too.    The time will be 9 AM.  I think you'll like the new
surrounds and the friendly folks.

Other KCnet Classes Starting Soon:
Orientation to KCnet
One-Session Class – No Charge for KCnet Members
Third Wednesday of Every Month 6:00 – 8:00 pm
Instructor:  Ron Fenton


Internet and Email
Tuesdays and Thursdays 1:00-3:00
September 9, 11, 16, 18
Four Session Course - $20.00 KCnet Members; $25.00 Non Members


Beginner
Mondays and Wednesdays, 1:00-3:00 pm
September 8, 10, 15, 17
Four Session Course - $20.00 KCnet Members; $25.00 Non Members

Intermediate
Mondays and Wednesdays, 1:00-3:00 pm
September 29, October 1, 6, 8
Four Session Course - $20.00 KCnet Members; $25.00 Non Members


Advanced
Tuesdays and Thursdays, 9:00-11:00 am
September 9, 11, 16, 18
Four Session Course - $20.00 KCnet Members; $25.00 Non Members


Advanced
Mondays and Wednesdays, 1:00-3:00 pm,
October 20, 22, 27, 29
Four Session Course - $20.00 KCnet Members; $25.00 Non Members

For more class details and to register visit: http://www.kcnet.org/class/
Registration can be done online, simply click on the course you are interested in and enter the information requested.  Registration can be done via phone 893-8111.

NEWS & NOTES BY SUE FOUST:

The virus headaches are not over, but I think our members are much better educated and able to understand the ramifications of a virus on a computer.  I can remember when I just shrugged at viruses, knowing they would not cause much of a problem.  We’ve come a long way since that time.  These last ones were disastrous!

The worm that was sent out last week was not in e-mail and could infect anyone who had Windows 2000, NT, or XP. - anyone that is, that had not updated (patched) their Windows Operating System.  That was the one that shut down your computer with a warning that you had 59 seconds to save your work.  The worm was replicated and sent back out to anyone who had the security hole in Windows.  Again, this was not in an e-mail.  

By this past Monday, we were down to 68 e-mail viruses refused by our server in a 24-hour period.  These are viruses that came to KCnet from what we call the “Outside.”  In other words, viruses that are sent to a KCnet member from a non-KCnet member get stopped at the entrance to the server (the router).  However, an e-mail virus sent from a KCnet member to a KCnet member goes directly to the mail server and never goes through the virus checker.  That is why you may notice your mail coming in sooner, time-wise, from a member than from a non-member.  It’s not stopped and scanned for virus. That is also why you can get a virus from a KCnet member and why Mike Foust keeps drilling on “keep your anti-virus programs updated.”

On Tuesday, new viruses hit and our anti-virus program rejected 2,406; Friday in just 10 hours it was 2,347 and in a 24-hour period ending at 4 PM Thursday, KCnet’s server rejected over 58,000 viruses.  That’s 58,000 viruses that our members DID NOT get into their computers, but there are still many KCnet members with viruses on their computers somehow; they multiply and spread throughout the members.  Thursday, while working with our members, Network Administrator Rob Harrington likened it to “aiming at a very fast moving target.”  The end result is all that extra rejecting affects our speed.  Too many hits can bring the best equipment to a crawl and even no movement. 

Rob has installed a program that will help us identify the source of a virus within the KCnet membership.  If you suspect you may be sending or receiving viruses from a KCnet member, please call.  We can help eliminate the virus and/or relieve your worries.

On quite another subject, watch next week’s “Shopper” for a few pictures of the ribbon cutting.

Ray McGill, owner of Nittany Travel, is the President of KCnet; William Raco is Vice-President; Judy Yoho is Secretary and Donald C. Miller of North Bend is Treasurer.  Other members of the board are Fred Bierly, Donna Gebhardt Lannan, Earl Keen, R. Keith  Kelly, Amy Lapriola, Paddy O’Hara-Mays, Bob Rolley, Rick Vilello, and Dave Winkleman.

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